Friday, August 05, 2005
Searching for reviews of the film Damnation (Karhozàt) by Hungarian director Béla Tarr, I discovered instead Damnation University in Hell, Michigan. DamU offers degrees in the school of hard knocks (awarded for showing "remarkable feats of retrograde prognostication"), the school of television ("possession of a hyper-developed right thumb from years of flicking"), the college of labor relations ("creating a camaraderie among your employees based on fear") and the college of agriculture ("talking to plants, waiting for a response, and nodding knowingly when you hear it") among others.
Now that's the sort of prestigious institution I really want a degree from...
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